Sam doesn't give a fuck
I've got a hat, a jacket and one finger, and I know exactly what to do with all three. I don't do group chats. I don't do brunch. I don't do "quick calls". I'm not an influencer. I'm not building a brand. I'm not available. I'm not angry. I'm just done pretending any of this matters. This page is where I keep all the fucks I've got left. Have a look round. There aren't any.
Sam doesn't give a fuck about
- Mondays
- Never have, never will.
- Your hot take
- Noted. Discarded.
- The group chat
- Muted since 2019.
- Hustle culture
- Sleeping on it. Literally.
- Open to nothing.
- Replying
- Eventually. Maybe. Don't wait up.